So That's How You Say It

You've just finished an amazing book and you can't wait to tell someone just how damn fantastic it is. After listening to you babble on for a few minutes, your friend kindly asks you the book's author and your exchange goes something like this:

"Michael cha-BONE."
"Oh yeah, you mean Michael SHAY-bahn."
"Is that how you say it?"
"Er, I thought so..."

It's hard to sound smart and talk about books when you can't pronounce an author's name properly, so The Chatter has scanned this helpful guide to help you realize just how wrong you've been saying it for all these years.